I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!
thats-so-meme:

http://darkoffensivehumor101.tumblr.com/
solyeuse:

princess-ampora:

pistols-and-a-wink:

davestridersthrobbingcock:

bearidan:

foamfiend:

disasta:

ohdarjeeling:

sammneiland:

“how much was that?”
…dang.

“Mine I must improvise to his because of his great size.”
i„,

“¡Jesús, María Purísima!” my mother cried.
o m g

the sixtieth page of this book is seriously 1 short sentence and then the longest sentence in existence jfc 
there are only 3 sentences on this page what do i do
its kinda funny though the name ‘benedick’ is mentioned at least 20 times
i counted nine from the 60th page and reached page 62
near the end
and im not typing that sentence it goes on
forever
‘tales from shakespeare’ is probably one of the worst books i could have picked up damn
the word tongues is mentioned if thats interesting
dang i shouldn’t even reblog this

 ”HOW WAS THE MAN ABLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE?”
……WELL.
I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN COME UP WITH SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY ABOUT THAT.

“The items force the MANHANDLED CAKE into the TOILET.”
oh
ok

“Plus, you’ll make lots of friends from around the country.”
My oral is legendary. Thank you for letting me know, FFA handbook.

many strikeouts the Phillies’ starting pitcher racked up.
lmfao what…….

“One death is every death,” says Carter.
Ink, Hal Duncan
HAHAHA ALL THE LITTLE DEATHS

"it seems like he has a fever"
cool story bro

solyeuse:

princess-ampora:

pistols-and-a-wink:

davestridersthrobbingcock:

bearidan:

foamfiend:

disasta:

ohdarjeeling:

sammneiland:

“how much was that?”

…dang.

“Mine I must improvise to his because of his great size.”

i„,

¡Jesús, María Purísima!” my mother cried.

o m g

the sixtieth page of this book is seriously 1 short sentence and then the longest sentence in existence jfc 

there are only 3 sentences on this page what do i do

its kinda funny though the name ‘benedick’ is mentioned at least 20 times

i counted nine from the 60th page and reached page 62

near the end

and im not typing that sentence it goes on

forever

‘tales from shakespeare’ is probably one of the worst books i could have picked up damn

the word tongues is mentioned if thats interesting

dang i shouldn’t even reblog this

 ”HOW WAS THE MAN ABLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE?”

……WELL.

I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN COME UP WITH SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY ABOUT THAT.

“The items force the MANHANDLED CAKE into the TOILET.”

oh

ok

“Plus, you’ll make lots of friends from around the country.”

My oral is legendary. Thank you for letting me know, FFA handbook.

many strikeouts the Phillies’ starting pitcher racked up.

lmfao what…….

“One death is every death,” says Carter.

Ink, Hal Duncan

HAHAHA ALL THE LITTLE DEATHS

"it seems like he has a fever"

cool story bro

geromy:

ghostbuttster:

santaparty:

kastiakbc:

voyagehour:

philophile:

Rule number one: The Doctor always lies.
oh i’m sorry did you want silly bowtie&suit crossover shenanigans
i think not

ʘ‿ʘ
(ノʘ‿ʘ)ノ彡┻━┻

:’c

aaaaaaauhuuuuhhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuuhjbbbbbbbbbblblbllb

oh jeez oh GOSH OH JEE Z

oh nooooooo

what is this i don’t even

geromy:

ghostbuttster:

santaparty:

kastiakbc:

voyagehour:

philophile:

Rule number one: The Doctor always lies.

oh i’m sorry did you want silly bowtie&suit crossover shenanigans

i think not

ʘ‿ʘ

(ノʘ‿ʘ)彡┻━┻

:’c

aaaaaaauhuuuuhhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuuhjbbbbbbbbbblblbllb

oh jeez oh GOSH OH JEE Z

oh nooooooo

what is this i don’t even

suffering0:

shake shake~

that time of year when hot sexy slunts are more important than santa claus. just kidding, thats every time of the the year.

suffering0:

shake shake~

that time of year when hot sexy slunts are more important than santa claus. just kidding, thats every time of the the year.

illegal imigrants should really be better at explorering

illegal imigrants should really be better at explorering

hussiedancinginplacesheshouldnt:

hussie there is such a thing as too soon
submission from drick96

ahahahah that dead guys is being danceded on

hussiedancinginplacesheshouldnt:

hussie there is such a thing as too soon

submission from drick96

ahahahah that dead guys is being danceded on

funck you all ill will custormize my back ground when i am done playing all these games all day

i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games