“how much was that?”
“Mine I must improvise to his because of his great size.”
“¡Jesús, María Purísima!” my mother cried.
o m g
the sixtieth page of this book is seriously 1 short sentence and then the longest sentence in existence jfc
there are only 3 sentences on this page what do i do
its kinda funny though the name ‘benedick’ is mentioned at least 20 times
i counted nine from the 60th page and reached page 62
near the end
and im not typing that sentence it goes on
‘tales from shakespeare’ is probably one of the worst books i could have picked up damn
the word tongues is mentioned if thats interesting
dang i shouldn’t even reblog this
”HOW WAS THE MAN ABLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE?”
I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN COME UP WITH SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
“The items force the MANHANDLED CAKE into the TOILET.”
“Plus, you’ll make lots of friends from around the country.”
My oral is legendary. Thank you for letting me know, FFA handbook.
many strikeouts the Phillies’ starting pitcher racked up.
“One death is every death,” says Carter.
Ink, Hal Duncan
HAHAHA ALL THE LITTLE DEATHS
"it seems like he has a fever"
cool story bro
Rule number one: The Doctor always lies.
oh i’m sorry did you want silly bowtie&suit crossover shenanigans
i think not
oh jeez oh GOSH OH JEE Z
what is this i don’t even
that time of year when hot sexy slunts are more important than santa claus. just kidding, thats every time of the the year.
hussie there is such a thing as too soon
submission from drick96
ahahahah that dead guys is being danceded on